Article on pages 15 - 16 of Dickon Independent issue 44

Visit To The Priory - Version 2

On Saturday I looked in my diary

And saw we were visiting the priory

As 2 o’clock was looming

The impatient guide was fuming

When it was time to go

I’m sure we weren’t that slow,

The guide was obviously not a fan

Ruder by far than J. Paxman

Queen Caroline

You Philistines

“Do you know who she was”

“YES” we cried

“No you don’t” our guide replied

“In this window you’ll see some dice”

We looked and looked and went back twice

But no dice were there for us to see

Because we were looking in window three!

“Now whose Arms are these?” the guide did shout

While Ralph and Pam took binoculars out,

“Oh they are Richard Three”

Said guide with glee

“Oh no they’re not” said Ralph, tee hee

They’re Arms of England

Can’t you see.

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