Visit To The Priory - Version 2
On Saturday I looked in my diary
And saw we were visiting the priory
As 2 o’clock was looming
The impatient guide was fuming
When it was time to go
I’m sure we weren’t that slow,
The guide was obviously not a fan
Ruder by far than J. Paxman
Queen Caroline
You Philistines
“Do you know who she was”
“YES” we cried
“No you don’t” our guide replied
“In this window you’ll see some dice”
We looked and looked and went back twice
But no dice were there for us to see
Because we were looking in window three!
“Now whose Arms are these?” the guide did shout
While Ralph and Pam took binoculars out,
“Oh they are Richard Three”
Said guide with glee
“Oh no they’re not” said Ralph, tee hee
They’re Arms of England
Can’t you see.